Sunday, 17 August 2008

Lager Numpties

What do people think of lager drinkers?

Drinking Real Ale shows sophistication.




Not for Numpties[1]



We found an article recently by The Economist, (The Economist - GBBF ), which gave us the idea for the above marketing ploy. Dave wants to display this above the bar but Ann thinks it's being rude to lager drinkers. The question is, do we care?


It reminds us of the Yorkie tag line "Yorkie - Not for Girls." The defence Nestle used was that there was an ever increasing number of products that are designed for the woman but men losing much that is in their preserve. Well, we wont start a sexist argument here either way but it parallels the ever increasing battering we get from the mass producers tying to convince us that we are more sexy if we drink their lager, more food discerning if we use their mayo or more intelligent if we buy their comic. We don't know about the reader but for us we find it insults our intelligence.

Here, we like to encourage those who are intelligent enough to see through this barrage of multinational consumerism. If you don't, then we're probably not for you.

The fact of the matter is that beer sales generally are declining. Real Ale is gaining popularity, partly due to the work done by CAMRA, which were responsible for helping to reduce beer duty for small breweries.

However another reason we believe that Real Ale sales are increasing is because the consumer wishes to have the right to choose something that is different.




[1] Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

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5 Comments:

At 20 August 2008 04:55 , Anonymous beermanwalking said...

"Numpty". Nice. Thanks for donating this word, Dave. I like it better than the worn out "dweeb" I used in that last email. The owner and brewer of Seabright Brewery in Santa Cruz was in here tonight, out enjoying some prime mountain biking, and I worked the word into the conversation (in reference to myself, of course).

By the way, there is a helicopter pilot here from the UK fighting forest fires, and he just praised my warm flat boring Middle Fork Ordinary Bitter. Fortunately, there is another 2 BBL with a foamy crust partying in FV1 because I would hate to run out.

Next week: "Adventures in Wood Chips". I promise the recipe won't sound familiar. (That was 2 oz. per firkin, right?)

 
At 20 August 2008 11:58 , Blogger The Woolpack Inn said...

..we prefer to use 50g of wood chips...

...if you use 2oz per firkin then it will clearly be a different recipe....

 
At 23 August 2008 21:47 , Anonymous Paul Garrard said...

Most humour directed at lager drinkers tends to go over their heads so you're probably safe displaying this. You might offend the odd one that has half a brain cell I suppose.

 
At 25 August 2009 21:24 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, maybe they use that braincell to avoid making sweeping generalisations- each to his / her own ...

 
At 25 August 2009 21:40 , Blogger Woolpack Dave said...

Anon, good point. There are indeed very decent lagers. The point is that the major sales of modern British "lager" is driven by branding, rather than quality of the product. Most people drink lager because they fall for this branding. Moreover, the majority of the cost of the product is taken up in the brand image and the route to market, rather than the product itself.

 

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